timmy and the lords of the underworld

Timmah!
Timmah oobedablah!!
YAH! Eh Timmah!
Timmah!
And the Lords of the Underworld
Timmah!
Darkness fills my heart with pain
Timmah!
And when girls start to sleep with girls
Beezelbub will rise again!
Timmah! oobedablah!
A buh buh buh!
Yeah! OH!
Timmah...
And the Lords of the Underworld!
Darkness fills my heart with pain
And when girls start to sleep with girls
Timmah livin a lie!
I pledge allegiance to the flag....
To the United States of...
Timaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
TIMMAH!
Timmah oobedablah!
Timmah!!
A ba dup dup da
And the Lords of the Underworld
Darkness fills my heart with pain
And when girls start to sleep with girls
Timmah! Timmah timmah timmaah timaaaaaaaaaaaaaah TIMMAH!

i dont even know

I never thought that you would love me the way that you do.
I never thought that you would love me half as much as I do.
You say you wanna know everything about me. Well here you go.
You say you couldn't live your life without me. I don't know.
But if you want it girl, you've got it,
it's all right here,
in my box set.

I never thought that words like "product" could ever leave my lips,
but something happened to me somewhere that made me lose my grip.
Maybe it's a lack of inspiration that makes me stoop,
or maybe it's a lack of remuneration I can't recoup.
But if you want it folks, you got it;
it's all right here in my box set.

all i want for christmas

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true...
All I want for Christmas is You

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
(and I) Don't care about presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I don't need to hang my stocking
There upon the fireplace
Santa Claus won't make me happy
With a toy on Christmas day
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is you

Oh I won't ask for much this Christmas
I won't even wish for snow
(and I) I'm just gonna keep on waiting
Underneath the mistletoe
I won't make a list and send it
To the North Pole for Saint Nick
I won't even stay awake to
Hear those magic reindeer click
'Cause I just want you here tonight
Holding on to me so tight
What more can I do
Baby all I want for Christmas is you

evolution

alright, so in the beginning we are all just fish, swimming in the ocean
then one day one of the fish had a retard baby so it got to live
then that retard baby had more retard babies until
one of them crawled out onto the land with its
mutant fish hands
and it had butt sex with a squirrel or something
and that made this fish squirrel
which then had butt sex with a monkey which made a monkey fish frog
and that had butt sex with that monkey which
screwed another monkey
and the baby had butt sex with that monkey
and that made you
so there you have it
youre the retarded offspring of 5 monkeys having butt sex with a fish squirrel
congratulations.

Out Loud

Would you be the wind
To blow me home?
Would you be a dream
On the wings of a poem?
And if we are walking through a crowd,
Well you know I'd be proud
If you'd call my name out loud

If you'd call my name out loud
Do you suppose that I would come running?
Do you suppose I'd come at all?
I suppose I would

And if we were walkin down a dead-end street
Would you be the one to let our eyes meet?
Or would you just keep on walking down to the turnaround?
Cause you know I'd be proud
If you'd call my name out loud

If you'd call my name out loud
Do you suppose that I would come running?
Do you supposed I'd come at all?
I suppose I would

And If I was gone
From the land we know
Would you be there, darling?
Would your beauty still show?
And if you were out walking
In the cold night coming
Would you call my name?
Cause you know I would come running
If you'd call my name out loud

If you'd call my name out loud
Do you suppose that I would come running?
Do you supposed I'd come at all?
You know I would
You know I would
You know I would
You know I would
I'd come running
I'd come running
If you'd call my name out loud

snow

you know how everyone is saying rain is the best precipiation?
well that is total bogus.
snow is deff the best kind of precipitation
rain is all heavy and dark and such
snow is lighthearted and fills the soul with joy.
how can people like it when it rains?
i sure as hell dont know
rain is just so... bad. it makes you wet.
i dont like being wet unless i want to be wet, like swimming.
i mean, snow just lifts you up makes you so much more happy than rain
seriously, go outside and roll around in 3 feet of snow.
then wait for summer and roll around in the pouring rain. which is more fun?
i rest my case
snow is way better than rain. and you all know it

who knows?

when the time comes to decide to stay or go, what will happen?
there are ups and downs for each side, goods and bads. happiness and consequences.
i know what i would do.
but i am me, and me being me, i would probably mess everything up. just like everything else i do.
but anyways, who knows what will happen. nobody knows what happens.
ever.

...

alright so a lot of people have been telling me to make one of these things so i have decided to even though i will probably never use it and then wayy later in life be like "holy shit what is this?!" and then crack up at how weird i was as a kid. haha wow that was a giant run on sentence. darn you mrs fary!