alright, so in the beginning we are all just fish, swimming in the ocean
then one day one of the fish had a retard baby so it got to live
then that retard baby had more retard babies until
one of them crawled out onto the land with its
mutant fish hands
and it had butt sex with a squirrel or something
and that made this fish squirrel
which then had butt sex with a monkey which made a monkey fish frog
and that had butt sex with that monkey which
screwed another monkey
and the baby had butt sex with that monkey
and that made you
so there you have it
youre the retarded offspring of 5 monkeys having butt sex with a fish squirrel
congratulations.
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wow ian
ReplyDeletethat is such a deep way to look at the complexity of my evolution
which i would also like to point out is YOUR EVOLUTION!!!!